Emo Mormon

lazyevaluationranch:

Here are four things that are very, very reassuring to find on land you’ve recently moved to. Definitely good signs.

1. Poorly concealed underground …. thing.

2. Small purple flowers twining around a skull. This species of flower does not seem to be present anywhere else on the property, and you’ve never seen it before. The skull is too large for a rabbit, too small for a deer.

3. Fallen signpost. No text remains.

4. T h e   d o o r

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tenlittle-cockbites:

i had a dream that i saw avengers 4 and the after credits scene was deadpool starting a gofundme so he could be in the next one

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